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STORY #2
When I was in sixth grade, three other students and I were selected to play the snare drum in the school band. How awesome was that? Anybody could be selected to play those other "boring" instruments, but I was about to become one of the "cool kids" -- a percussionist!
The band instructor sent us each home with a brochure to show to our parents. It contained all the information we needed to order our very own snare drum, complete with a convenient carrying case. After taking a quick peak at the brochure, my mom decided we would take a trip into the city and purchase a used drum instead. As it turned out, the used drum we bought was actually pretty good, but it didn't come with a carrying case. Mom assured me she could make a case for it that would look even better than the ones in the brochure.
On Monday morning as I carried my new drum case into the school, I tried to hold my head high and act like nothing was out of the ordinary. Inside I was dying of embarrassment. Mom had covered a cardboard box with some left over '70's wallpaper, and used an old bathrobe tie as a handle. Somehow I didn't feel quite as cool as I had anticipated.
Dixie
3 comments:
Oh I am laughing at your stories!!! They are sooo funny. I can't wait to read more :)
Hmm... these stories are sounding suspicisouly like my Nike High Top story from grade 7. Weird... genetics?
Ok ok, who am I kidding, the wallpaper and bathrobe tie drum case is WAY worse!
Keep these coming!
We're dying FOR you over here. SO funny!
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