I've decided my life is too boring. Too predictable.
Recently I've been talking to four different women who have told me the most fascinating details of their very recent lives. In some cases these stories have left me giggling uncontrollably, in others with my jaw hanging open in disbelief. I found myself almost resenting their riveting lives, wishing I had one of my own to tell about. I'll have to see what I can do to spice up my life.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm running late for my Nude Tap Dance class.
Dixie
3 comments:
oh, was the topless clogging class full?
(snicker - I think I'm funny)
I've been searching for a life recently too - I swear I had one once apon a time. I can't imagine that I got rid of it INTENTIONALLY - it must be in a box in my closet somewhere.
Bahaha, now THAT sounds exciting!
the thought of anyone tap dancing nude is too much.
again: you're hilarious.
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