Job Opening

Yesterday I became aware of a job opening that would be PERFECT for my son.  The qualifications include:

• Good spiritual knowledge
• Scholarly capabilities
• Humbleness
• Trained in Linguistics
• Knowledge of a few languages with the ability to learn more
• Relatively young (to keep up with demands of travel.)

It just kept getting better.  I was getting reading to message him to apply for the job when I saw the last qualification:

• Must be willing to remain unmarried

Okay, I have to admit, that last one put a damper on my enthusiasm.  (I would, after all, love to have a large extended family.)

And although it was never stated specifically, I kind of think you have to be Catholic for this position.

Dixie