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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The Crazy Lady

When I stepped out of my car today at the mall parking lot, I heard a woman's angry, scolding voice.


"YOU'RE MAKING ME SO MAD!!   DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!

I assumed it was some mother yelling at her child, and my first thought was, "Oh, you poor kid.  My heart aches for you to be yelled at like that." 

As I looked in the direction of the yelling, I couldn't see which parked car the voice was coming from.  

"STOP IT!!  I TOLD YOU NEVER TO DO THAT!!  I HATE YOU!!"

I saw a woman walking by in the general vicinity of the yelling, and figured she was getting quite an earful.  

"STOP LIEING TO ME!!  YOU MAKE ME SICK!!"

Then I realized just how close she was to the angry woman.  She WAS the angry woman.  Certifiably crazy.  

I felt sorry for her and sent a quick thanks heavenward that I wasn't like that.  And then the realization set in.....

I AM like that.  Minus the yelling, of course.  But I totally talk to myself all the time.  The Mr. is always asking me who I'm talking to.  I just tell him that I'm talking to myself, but it's okay because I KNOW that I am.  As long as you KNOW that you're talking to yourself you're still sane, right?

Right?  (crickets chirping.)

Well, at least I've never answered myself.

Dixie

4 comments:

Lisa C said...

I heard that it's totally normal to hear a voice in your head - as long as it's only ONE voice. More than that and it's iffy!

Lyndi said...

Too funny!
I totally talk to my children while I grocery shop. I think that's pretty normal. "okay now we need to go get a couple peppers and some banana's" right? Well the other day I had the rare chance of shopping without my children and about half way through I realized I had been getting some pretty funny looks from people, and then it hit me. I had been chatting away just as if my kids were sitting there in the cart, only they weren't with me that day... oops. Instant crazy lady status.

Dixie said...

Lisa and Lyndi, I love both of your comments.

The Whiddens said...

Hilarious! I love the lying part haha!! And Lyndi, I have totally done that before too!